A little slice of Tumblr dedicated to the Turks of Shinra Inc, their daily lives, how to have relationships with them and other sage advice from your friendly neighbourhood Turk, Megami!
Don't be shy.
Have a seat, let's have some beer over a nice long chat over life, the universe and how we can blow stuff up with Play-Doh.
It’s the only kind of funeral where the honoree comes in the next morning to ask everyone else how it went and everyone replies, ‘All according to plan.’
Also, never let a female Turk plan their own funeral…They turn into Turkzillas.
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He smiles faintly,...quiet laugh escaping him. “Accurate.”
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